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In this workshop, Mayur Chauhan will introduce you to the key concepts of comedy writing and how to infuse humor in your writing, no matter the....
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Stop Gentrifying the Afterlife
Mayur Chauhan | MAR 2024 | Issue 31
Dearest people of earth,
We, from the afterlife, have a teeny-tiny favor to ask all of you.
Can you please stop dying and gentrifying the afterlife?
At first we were like okay a new face, yay, we’d invite you for coffee or fucking. But now everything is so expensive we can’t even afford a cup of coffee.
We have special powers here but we aren’t equipped to deal with you, your purchasing habits or your incessant need to impress others.
What is kombucha?
And, who hurt you?
Why do you always carry your selfie-cameras? Vincent van Gogh did not take a picture of himself and called it a self-portrait.
Which of you perverts brought these scooters?
Do you know what doesn’t take up space on the sidewalks and isn’t an eyesore? Flying.
We’re losing our culture because of you. Ever since this gentrification started, instead of working on art, Mozart bakes, Jane Austen doom scrolls and Frida Kahlo complains ab
